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Humour Quotes

Pakistani humour is usually dry and usually pointed at something serious. Almost nothing here is a joke; it is what people say instead of complaining.

50 quotes
“Coming down the pike they started to joke on each other, discussed their life and also went to commemorate the time they had together while partaking giggles.”
— Ahmed Rik, The Blood Moon
Humour Friendship
Cover of The Blood Moon
“Hassaan and Hadia with a smile on their faces now were happily looking at Anamta while Anamta was displaying them her pictures at academy.”
— Aafia Muhammad Amin, Possession
Humour Happiness
Cover of Possession
“Basila smiled herself, imagining her twenty-five-year-old father, running up to Laiba apa, to tell her he found his light.”
— Ayesha Fatimah, Queen Basila of Magica
Hope Humour
Cover of Queen Basila of Magica
“As the sun disappeared below the horizon and the birds chirped whilst making their way home, she smiled at me, one last time and this time, I returned the smile.”
— aaina batool, A War Within
Humour Happiness
Cover of A War Within
“” he smiled, “Are you going against her over the man she snatched from you or for the sake of the subjects that suffer under her reign?”
— richard shekari, Aaricia and the Noland Army
Humour
Cover of Aaricia and the Noland Army
“John giggled and let the smile linger a bit on his face as he struggled not to lose his cool amidst the entertaining men.”
— richard shekari, John Death
Humour
Cover of John Death
“” Candy emphasised, turning and facing the entrance to the cafe, she raised the phone again, this time at a ninety degrees angle, “Okay baby, smile!”
— richard shekari, Perils of Candy Cuthway
Humour
Cover of Perils of Candy Cuthway
“‘Yeah, yeah, I remember,’ Zain nodded, laughing forcefully, ‘that was weird.”
— Zoya S. A. Ansari, Whitestar - Superhero Fiction Book
Humour
Cover of Whitestar - Superhero Fiction Book
“The man, who once was friendly, helpful, full of joy and laughter, turned out to be a dull, blue, irresponsible and negligent who was always annoyed with his wife.”
— Maaz Khawaja, Revamp and WIn
Humour
Cover of Revamp and WIn
“Coming down the pike, they shared jokes with each other and discussed their lives,commemorating the time they were spending together.”
— Ahmed Rik, The Blood Moon
Humour Friendship
Cover of The Blood Moon
“Moments later the door is shut behind me and I am lying back on the bed only this time with a smile drawn on my face.”
— Arham Bhaiji, Heroes & Villains- Best Dark Fantasy Novel
Humour Happiness
Cover of Heroes & Villains- Best Dark Fantasy Novel
“Kauther has her mother's eyes and father's smile while Kaleemah looks a lot like Sumayah, her mother, with those pink lips, pointy small nose and a round face.”
— Writer Talks, Predestination-Spiritual Destiny Novel
Humour Happiness
Cover of Predestination-Spiritual Destiny Novel
“Hassaan looked at Hadia, raised his eyebrows and passed a sarcastic smile.”
— Aafia Muhammad Amin, Possession
Humour Happiness
Cover of Possession
“When she laughed, the world would laugh with her and when she wept; the whole world would want to comfort her.”
— Bhaskar Paul, Poignance of the soul
Life Humour
Cover of Poignance of the soul
“” the Queen laughed maniacally, “Pathetic, this is why you will never own anything.”
— richard shekari, Aaricia and the Noland Army
Humour
Cover of Aaricia and the Noland Army
“Whenever Spring entered in the hostel’s room, all girls used to laugh at her messy, mysterious and confused look to make her feel uncomfortable.”
— Lareb Soomro, The Secrets of Spring
Humour
Cover of The Secrets of Spring
“Bride and groom stared at Hadia while their smiles vanished off.”
— Aafia Muhammad Amin, Possession
Humour Happiness
Cover of Possession
““All I’ve got to do is focus on Master and his memories and find myself sitting at the heart of a storm,” Kael told himself, almost laughing.”
— Naveed Sheharyar Khan, True Justice - Action Fantasy Book
Humour
Cover of True Justice - Action Fantasy Book
“The boy who was with them all the time, who would smile and talk to them, as proof of his existence on Earth, was taken by death.”
— Ayesha Rasheed, Hamza, Our Dear Friend
Humour Happiness
Cover of Hamza, Our Dear Friend
“Funny it is how agony creeps into the veins of man and turns all the love in him into poison.”
— Ahsan Raza, The Crown has Fallen
Love Humour
Cover of The Crown has Fallen
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